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It had been the dullest morning for Cheyenne. She sat in her hover chair, basking brilliantly underneath the artificial sun. Darkened contact lenses kept the light from damaging her retinas, while the solar radiation gently pebbled her naked skin. She brushed her long blonde hair from her eyes as a thin layer of glistening sweat [...]

I may be wrong, but tequila puts you into the oddest moods. That’s what I have to say about a little known but not forgotten period I like to call my college days. Not so much a time for learned study, or even a fake attempt at seeking knowledge. More like a life of sarcastic [...]

“I’m not so sure it was a bright idea for your brother to reprogram Ron Ron.””What are your talking about, now?” “Well, I mean, they’re both running around like ridiculous superheroes now.” “It’s healthy for a boy to get outside.” “I’m pretty sure I know what’s healthy for a boy, Yodeta. And its not that [...]

Journey through the times long forgotten, the era of America after the war began and before it ended so abruptly. Long before that nuke fell on Manhattan, one man told us all how it would end. Now, decades later, the truth can be told, JASON GALORE knew it all. BUY SHADOWBOXING THE IMPERIUM

Journey through the heart of a paranoid America as shallowness becomes extremism and terrorism turns to open warfare in a world forever changed by modern events. Music, Politics, and the War take center stage in this collection of essays, blogs, and short fiction. BUY ROCKET TO RIYADH – TALES FROM THE TERROR AGE

Jason Galore first sprang to life as an entity on the back lots of the TV show Mystery Science Theatre 3000. What followed was a barrage of meaningless career choices including pizza delivery, book sales, photography, acting, motorcycle safety, and a brief stint as the CEO of a small corporation. He’s played in numerous bands [...]